1.1 St. Louis: Sam Bradford, quarterback, Oklahoma
Can't go wrong with a quarterback.
1.2 Detroit: Ndamukong Suh, defensive tackle, Nebraska
Granite block cornerstone of defense.
1.3 Tampa Bay: Gerald McCoy, defensive tackle, Oklahoma
Too easy: Next Sapp.
1.4 Washington: Trent Williams, offensive tackle, Oklahoma
Potential over safe pick. Course parred.
1.5 Kansas City: Eric Berry, safety, Tennessee
Too bad. Chiefs can't pick defense.
1.6 Seattle: Russell Okung, offensive tackle, Oklahoma State
Blind side protected, whoever it is.
1.7 Cleveland: Joe Haden, cornerback, Florida
Thousand-mile journey starts with step.
1.8 Oakland: Rolando McClain, inside linebacker, Alabama
Great pick. Raiders still blew it.
1.9 Buffalo: C.J. Spiller, running back, Clemson
Marshawn gone. Spiller a thriller.
1.10 Jacksonville: Tyson Alualu, defensive tackle, California
Who the hell is Tyson Alualu?
1.11 San Francisco: Anthony Davis, offensive tackle, Rutgers
Cornerstone number-one from Jersey quarry.
1.12 San Diego: Ryan Matthews, running back, Fresno State
Tomlinson's replacement. Got linebacker in trade.
1.13 Philadelphia: Brandon Graham, defensive end, Michigan
LaMarr Woodley's twin, another Pennsylvania team.
1.14 Seattle: Earl Thomas, safety, Texas
Will play centerfield like Franklin Gutierrez.
1.15 New York Giants: Jason Pierre-Paul, defensive end, South Florida
Boom/bust in defensive lineman's paradise.
1.16 Tennessee: Derrick Morgan, defensive end, Georgia Tech
1.17 San Francisco: Mike Iupati, offensive guard, Idaho
Cornerstone number two rock-hard Samoan.
1.18 Pittsburgh: Maurkice Pouncey, center, Florida
Steelers go line. Stunning (sarcasm).
1.19 Atlanta: Sean Weatherspoon, linebacker, Missouri
Don't call him "Witherspoon".
1.20 Houston: Kareem Jackson, cornerback, Alabama
Could actually send Houston to playoffs.
1.21 Cincinnati: Jermaine Gresham, tight end, Oklahoma
From no weapons to one.
1.22 Denver: Demaryius Thomas, wide receiver, Georgia Tech
Lose receiver problems, gain receiver talent.
1.23 Green Bay: Brian Bulaga, offensive tackle, Iowa
Yet another farm-boy Iowan tackle.
1.24 Dallas: Dez Bryant, wide receiver, Oklahoma State
Second Roy Williams to be replaced.
1.25 Denver: Tim Tebow, athlete, Florida
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
1.26 Arizona: Dan Williams, defensive tackle, Tennessee
Big weakness filled by big player.
1.27 New England: Devin McCourty, cornerback, Rutgers
New Yorker stolen under Jets' nose.
1.28 Miami: Jared Odrick, defensive tackle, Penn State
Parcells kind-of pick.
1.29 New York Jets: Kyle Wilson, cornerback, Boise State
First team to start four cornerbacks?
1.30 Detroit: Jahvid Best, running back, California
Takes hits, but not well.
1.31 Indianapolis: Jerry Hughes, defensive end/linebacker, Texas Christian
Freeney and Mathis cloned themselves.
1.32 New Orleans: Patrick Robinson, cornerback, Florida State
Won Super Bowl thanks to secondary.