Ahhhhh, Mr. Dan. There is a good reason he earned the moniker thnx4thepoison. The trash talking, foul mouthed, gun slinging pariah of the Playstation network is a dick. Opinionated and quick to joke, this silver tongued devil just tells it like it is. Being born and raised in the great state of the joust, Dan has come to love, and hate to love, the local sports fare. A die-hard Ravens fan and heart-broken Orioles fan, Dan yearns for the chance to brag about Charm City having two contenders to root for (He also wants to hold a benefit concert to raise money to fix Flacco's eyebrow). He currently resides in the lovely podunk town of Pasadena with his wife and two year old daughter. Deciding to drop-out of college after a whopping 2 months, Dan now works as a trim carpenter and cabinet installer. An ex-frontman in several rock and roll groups has given him the ability to keep spouting off at the mouth without giving a shit of who he upsets or if anyone is even listening. If you are in the mood for some cynicism with a side of sports and humor, grab yourself a Miller and take in some of his poison.
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